STUMPY Michael 6.2
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**Meet Stumpy Michael 2.0.**
Shortest in oz, But Thick, Ribbed, and more Girth, Absolutely shameless.
Stumpy’s had some work done, and he’s ready to show it off.
🍑 **A broad 22 cm base.** We’ve always believed in a substantial bottom.
💪 **Thicker 304 stainless steel walls.** Rock hard, with curves you’ll struggle to keep your hands off.
🔥 **Corrugated sides.** Ribbed strength pleasure .
💦 **A massive 6.2 litres.** For when a little squirt just won’t satisfy.
👄 **Chug cap or straw.** Take it fast or take it slow. Stumpy accommodates.
Born in Eromanga, a long way from the sea—but surprisingly good at keeping things wet.
We’ve left him completely naked. No paint. No covering. Just bare stainless steel, catching the light and making a scene in the back of your ute.
Prefer a little protection? We’ve got something coming.
**Got Stumpy?**
**You’ll know when you’re holding one.**
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